{"id":370,"date":"2010-06-13T17:05:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-13T22:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/linode.siwko.org\/wordpress\/?p=370"},"modified":"2010-06-13T17:05:31","modified_gmt":"2010-06-13T22:05:31","slug":"stung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"Stung!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noah and I went out to inspect today.\u00a0 Just as I was closing up, Noah  said, &#8220;Hey Daddy, did you see that on frame 1!&#8221;\u00a0 So I pulled frame 1  out again.<\/p>\n<p>Noah says that I squished something.<\/p>\n<p>Bees came out.<\/p>\n<p>I was wearing shorts.<\/p>\n<p>I got stung.<\/p>\n<p>Worse, I slashed myself with my hive tool more times than I was  stung.\u00a0 Those things are sharp.<\/p>\n<p>Action items:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>wear long pants<\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t pull a frame out for a second look<\/li>\n<li>put the hive tool down<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Update:<\/p>\n<p>Bee sting:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bee-sting-wound.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-377\" title=\"bee-sting-wound\" src=\"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bee-sting-wound-300x148.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"148\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hive tool wound:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hive-tool-wound.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-378\" title=\"hive-tool-wound\" src=\"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/hive-tool-wound-300x141.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"141\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noah and I went out to inspect today.\u00a0 Just as I was closing up, Noah said, &#8220;Hey Daddy, did you see that on frame 1!&#8221;\u00a0 So I pulled frame 1 out again. Noah says that I squished something. Bees came out. I was wearing shorts. I got stung. Worse, I slashed myself with my hive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.siwko.org\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}